boys= nasty and dress bad
me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
These people be like “stay hydrated” but they pee yellow as f*ck